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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
rocket-mankoi
lizardsfromspace

Oh my god Wisconsin's governor just used a line item veto to secure school funding increases every year through 2425. He struck out a line so it now reads "through the 2023-2425 school year". He's allowed to do this lol

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lizardsfromspace

Coastal Dems: now we can't go too far now haha, we can't. We've got to be reasonable, you know, also eight of us might defect to the Republicans if you're mean to us

Midwest Dems in control of no legislative bodies:

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ublock-origin

i love blackout poetry

pumpki-pi

This isnt even the most insane use of it

in 2005 Jim Doyle cut a 272 word section down to 20 words to make the department of transportation give almost half a billion to public schools

A screenshot of a section of a bill that is 4 paragraphs long, the majority of words are struck out and the remainder reads "the department of transportation shall transfer to the general fund from the transportation fund In the 2005-07 fiscal biennium, $427000000.". The words were all originally from different sentencesALT

"the department of transportation shall transfer to the general fund from the transportation fund In the 2005-07 fiscal biennium, $427000000."

Absolute king

kira-serialfaggot
canthaveshitingotham

every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry

canthaveshitingotham

you could name a movie Portrait of a delusional abuser ruining his own life in pursuit of a fictional standard of manhood and 89% of its fanbase would still be like "Fuck yeah man it was so cool when Shit Cumdick gave that badass speech about how pushing everyone away and never letting yourself feel emotions is actually a good idea for your life. fuckin dope flick"

kira-serialfaggot

Writer on the knees begging and sobbing: "please stop. You aren't supposed to like him. He's a monster. He feels lonely in crowds and struggles to like anything he sees in the mirror. He abuses and neglects everyone including himself. Stop!"

Brain dead idiots: "oh my god lmao literally me haha I'm going to model my entire personality around him hehehe"

twinkenjoyer
bli-o

ok but the “lgbtq groomers are indoctrinating children” narrative is so strange to me cuz like.
i had it hammered into my head so hard that i was a girl that i thought i was, as a uterus haver, obligated to have my ear impaled at eight years old. I was so conditioned into heteronormativity that i thought my only choice in life was to grow up, marry a cisgender christian man, and have his babies. Like the adults in my life practically shipped me with this guy friend i had when i was like 6 to the point where i thought we had to date when we got older.
you know who’s never made me feel anything like that? queer people.
when conservatives say “indoctrinating” they mean “inspiring dissent that could disrupt the status quo we’ve forced upon everyone”

twinkenjoyer

there’s this study i found that shows pretty clear evidence that bullying reinforces heterosexuality that i need to find

twinkenjoyer

clearly didn’t work on me though hehe